smhexy: Me no study Me no care Me go marry A millionare If he die Me no cry Me go marry Another guy
sfux: i feel like people who eat breakfast really have their lives together
daddyfuckedme: dude we need to stop making fun of teenage white girls and start making fun of teenage white boys like they are literally the worst people in the world and if you don’t agree you’re in denial
i get awkward when someone compliments me and idk...
someone: you look pretty today
me: happy birthday
true embarrassment lies within your first email address
ludacrisp: WHEN TEACHERS FORGET TO CHECK THE HOMEWORK YOU DIDN’T DO
hipsterinatardis: Naps are tricky because you either wake up refreshed and relaxed or you have a headache, dry throat, and are unaware of what year you’re in.